Saturday, September 09, 2006

Ass Bomb

How many cell phones can fit in one rear end?

Given this, how long before a terrorist decides to try sneaking explosives onto a plane via his colon? And if he gets caught, then what? We all have anal probes at the airport? If he succeeds, it'll be one hellava fart eh?

Assuming a terrorist incorporates parts of a bomb into his clothing, we'll all be travelling nekked too? At the least, it'll make the probing easier.

While they're at it, they might as well get one of these and check if one is susceptible to child pornography.

1984, I hear you say?

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